so pippin has been running in and out of the wooden blinds in the dining room for several months now.
the objects of her affection seem to be the chameleons who scamper up the overgrown palm bush just outside. (this being an after shot) not only do they scamper up the fronds, but they make their way between the window and the screen. it drives pippin berserk. she leaps off the dining room table onto the window sill and follows the little lizards around, pacing the length of the sill and stretching her little body as tall as it will go in hopes of catching one of those marvelous fellows.
you can hear the clatter as she throws her tiny body between the slats and then again as they rattle while she runs the gamut behind them. i finally had to raise the blinds to keep both them and my sanity intact. we won't mention her nibbling through the pull string in order to abscond with the dangling wooden knob . . .
now she has more freedom to chase the chameleons but she also has more freedom to fall off the sill. she has literally broken both tusks off the elephant. sigh.
it's not necessary to ask why i have an elephant in my dining room, by the way.
the solution?? eliminate the critter convention. today, dressed in my yellow polka dotted rain boots, i tried to do battle with the palm. it won. not only could i not remove its root system, it bit my shin which is now covered in bandaids. oh most foul frond, you are so not a bouquet of roses.
after cleaning out the dead leaves, some scraggly ferns and other trash of the floral variety, i managed to get two old bags of mulch dragged from the other side of the house to under that window and now it not only looks much better, but hopefully, the creepy crawlers will leave the window and my cat in peace.
oops, now i need a broom and some rust-out.
i'm certain pippin will be disappointed.
and i leave you with my next project: