Thursday, December 31, 2009

wood smoke . . .

There are certain senses that take you back to a different time and place. Wood smoke does that for me. Yesterday, it was chilly in the morning and so after having had a half cord of wood delivered last week, I built a fire. Wood smoke . . . that rich oaky aroma, wafted through the house, filling every space with its strong masculine scent.

Curled up in my recliner, buoyed by the warm air and the bouquet of roasting wood, I stared into the flames and slowly left for places remembered.



Our house on Cedar Road was a combination of salt box and Cape Cod. Small pine paneled rooms on the ground floor, bedrooms tucked under the eaves upstairs. The fireplace took up most of the south living room wall. Because of the forest behind our house, wood was plentiful and free and I'm sure augmented my parents heating bills.

Nothing better then to come in, half frozen, from an embattled free-for-all in the snow with the neighborhood kidlets, and be greeted with the warmth of a fire, a mug of hot chocolate and some marshmallows for roasting.

We lived on that dead-end road until I was seven. At which point, my parents went for a walk and came home having bought a new house . . . but that is fodder for another story.

Cedar road had only ten or so houses on the section south of the Drive . . . and 24 kidlets. Lots of playmates although we usually played with those exactly our own age. Who knows why. But the sledding in winter was fabulous. We'd start at the top of the Burwell's lawn across the street from us . . . it sloping beautifully down to the street. On the other side lay our very steep driveway, then the abrupt and harrowing fall through the woods and down to Haycock Brook and across to the gentle upward slope on the other side . . . where we came to a rest.

We would beg, entreat, plead and generally whine to our parents to stop the sandmen from dusting our street. Big crocodile tears would form in our eyes, only to be swept away by frozen snow clogged mittens . . . we developed wailing to a fine art those winter days. Finally, after one particularly perfect-for-sledding snowfall, our father and Irv Klein . . . our next door neighbor and father to three rather rambunctious kids . . . stopped the truck and chatted in earnest. We leaned in as far as we dared to hear the conversation and waited for the results. And waited, and waited until finally, the dreaded sander started his engine again and continued on down the street. We wept copious tears until we finally noticed he had left a six foot long area free of sand, right along our path. Such joy that day . . . such cheering and reveling and grabbing of Flexible Fliers. A line formed at the top of Burwell's lawn as one by one we waited our turn to rocket, belly down, through the course and down the other side.

Heroes were made that day and the men who left for work so early in the morning and returned often as not, after bedtime, grew in momentous stature in our eyes. Actually, until my father passed away in the summer of 1998, he remained my hero, my sounding board, my friend.

Such was life in the 50's.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

devil cat . . .

if you are not a professional photographer, you know there are challenges to getting the perfect shot, especially when it come to pet pictures. I inevitably end up with glaring red eyes instead of Snoop's baby blues.

Here is he is, Christmas morning, playing with one of his new catnip toys. He's so happy he's resting his head on it.



See the subtle reflection of his face on the wood floor?

Now see what happens when I take the same shot with him looking at me. Not only do I get devil eyes, I get them reflecting back too!?!?!?



Who ya gonna' call? . . .

Saturday, December 26, 2009

let it be christmas . . .

Let it be Christmas everywhere
In the hearts of all people both near and afar
Christmas everywhere
Feel the love of the season wherever you are
On the small country roads lined with green mistletoe
Big city streets where a thousand lights glow . . .

We put a 9:00 a.m. moratorium on waking Christmas morning. Of course that didn't apply to she who wakes up at the crack of dawn, Christmas being no exception. I blame it on the kid in me. Wake up, wake up, Jeanne. It's Christmas morning!

We are still very traditional. We open stockings first. This child of mine received her very first kazoo. I toyed with getting us each one and starting a neighborhood band but rethought that one really quickly . . .



then we open the big presents. The 9TS loved his one cup coffee maker that he'd been eying all year. But thankfully, his favorite gift was the 12 x 12 photo book I had made for him of our cruise last summer.



It was a good end to a challenging year.

Friday, December 25, 2009

one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish . . .

and so begins the feast of the seven fishes . . . a family tradition. There were smelts and stuffed airships, shrimp, cod, stuffed manicotti, ziti, meatballs, linguine and calamari, pork, sausage, veds and garlic bread. So we ate and ate and ate some more. Then portioned off the left overs. Even the wild cats got the left over raw calamari. Oh, and lemon meringue pie, a spiced log roll and various cookies. See the 9TS explode. See Jeanne implode.





and two gravies. Regular. Gravy with calamari. Some of us/me don't have a sensory fascination/love affair with calamari . . . unless they are fried . . . and served by Richard at Carrabba's.

And then there were some happy faces:

Katie:


Kaitlyn:



Joey:



p.s. click on Joe's photo. Then check out the reflection in his glasses.

Merry Christmas to all.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

OK . . .

The presents are wrapped, the catnip toys are made, the cookies are baked and ready to be distributed. All I have to do is clean. Is anyone surprised that is last on the list?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

daily stuff . . .

Under the category of how to keep your husband occupied:

Snoopy. You remember this little fellow.



He's a freak. Always has been. Scared of his own shadow, terrified of noise, bewildered by human goings on . . . He needs his own safety zone. And he found one, up under the box springs of Katie's bed . . . when a corner of the covering came loose. But then Ninja and Bear followed his lead and they too started nesting in the framework. Soon what was Snoop's hammock hide-a-way, became a drooping sagging, sitting on the floor totally ruined cat hair infested rag. Snoop was not pleased.

So today, we flipped off the mattress, upended the box spring, pulled off the tattered covering and replaced it with an old sheet. We left a front door for Snoop . . . hopefully small enough to deter the 18 pound Bear from entering.



And then the 9TS reinforced the sides to keep it intact.



Snoop is happy, hidden from view once again. Snoring in peace.

ode to the eggplant . . .

The 9TS and I were cooking goodies last night. Well actually, he was cooking, I was in charge of chopping, dicing, cubing and spilling veggies on the floor.



Why you ask? Because I love his stuffed eggplant. You take some onion, some garlic . . . lots of garlic . . . some zucchini, some red pepper, some nuts,



(OK, so I was kidding about the nuts. No nuts.), and mushrooms and you chop them to smithereens and then give them to the 9TS and run upstairs to blog, while he works his magic on the now empty eggplant.



Then you sit down to eat the goodness. Oops, I was salivating so hard, I forgot to take a shot. Note the snibble missing from the bottom corner. Sigh. Yes, it is that good.



Steaming hot, covered in mozzarella, begging to be eaten. We did. Oh, did we.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Cancer sucks . . .

nuf' said.


EDIT: Man, I screwed up. I should have explained. We have been inundated with calls and emails from family and friends. Thank you for all your concern and love but, the 9TS is fine. I repeat, the 9TS is fine.

Unfortunately, we received three hits of bad news today.

Ralph, one of the 9TS's friends from Hope Lodge went through nine hours of surgery. The cancer and scarring was so invasive, they removed his intestines, bowel and bladder. The good news is, he is cancer free and recuperating.

Word came that we lost Gary, another Hope Lodge friend. He put up a long fight. He deserved some peace.

A friend's daughter was just diagnosed with cancer.

Please pray for them all. Thanks, and I'm sorry I scared you all.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Baby it's cold outside . . .

It's cold here in the south . . . well, by southern standards. 44 right now, feeling like 39. I think I'll stay under the covers, surrounded by beasties, for just a bit longer before I venture out for my weekly jaunt to the grocery store. I'm telling you right now, the Miata will have it's top on and the heater blasting!!!

I'm one of those scattered brained people who need lists to keep them on the straight and narrow, so while making out my shopping list for the week, thoughts of steaming bowls of white bean and ham soup popped in my brain and refused to leave. I started googling.

There are one heck of a lot of recipes out there for my leftover Honey Baked ham and some great northern beans. I stole a little from this, a little from that, added a lot more garlic and a splash of hot sauce and I can't wait to see how it all turns out. Stay tuned . . .

In the meantime, I am debating the merits of wearing my Uggs and dressing like Heidi for my foray down the aisles of Publix. Think anyone will notice?

SOUP UPDATE:

The goodies went from this:



to this:



and the result was not wonderful. Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. Anyone have a GOOD recipe for white bean soup?????

p.s. note to self: Self, do not let the 9TS persuade you to add tomatoes.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

a lovely bunch of coconuts . . .

Being a woman of an, ummm, certain age, I have dry skin. Not the nasty pork rind type, just the annoying itchy, ack I should go swimming in baby oil type skin. I tried that by the way, and baby oil and clean clothes, or any clothes for that matter, do not mix, unless of course you like grease stains . . .

I have slathered on everything . . . prescriptions, ancient tribal remedies, grannies homemade balm, soothsayer salve. Nothing works. *Scratch, scratch, scratch*

Then someone recommended coconut oil . . . pure unadulterated coconut oil. Sensory hallucinations of Tahitian cocktails flashed through my brain . . . . vats of Hawaiian Tropic . . . tubs of tropical topicals. It took me a couple of days to get up the courage to venture into the health food store. The 9TS and I wandered the aisles, our jaws falling to the floor at the array of nature's bounty. No coconut oil among the caster oil, Bert's Bees or peppermint extracts.

We enlisted the aid of a store clerk who led us to the cooking oil section, and yes my head did a 360 at that one. And when she mentioned the benefits of a spoonful a day, my eyeballs started to roll. "I thought coconut oil wasn't good for you in cooking.", I stammered. "Organic expeller pressed coconut oil, has no transfats and is excellent for your thyroid. It is also the original massage oil." I stood corrected and grabbed a jar of this multipurpose elixir.

Back home, I inspected the surprisingly non-aromatic coagulated contents of the jar and remembered the woman had told me it would liquefy in warm water . . . and it did. Tentatively, I dipped my finger in the goo and tried it on the back of my hand. Soothing. After my shower I applied it to my arms and legs. This stuff is great. Absorbs immediately. Non-greasy.

Ten days later and I am a happy, itch-less camper with soft skin and new resolve to haunt the health food store a little more often. I still however, am not cooking with this stuff no matter how much it is touted. I cannot baste my body and my breakfast eggs with the same product. Nope, not going to happen.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

brought to you by the letter 'n' . . .

the 'n' has been sticking on my laptop for quite a while. Last night it was finally annoying enough for me to do something about it.

As we all know, I am allergic to cleaning but this . . . this was amazing. There I was with a long, thin stencil stylus running it along the keyboard pulling out . . . . what? Cat fur of course, pounds of it . . . a whole new cat. Then a whisker. One very long solid black whisker. No doubt who that belongs to . . . eyeballing Ninja! And dust balls. Tons of tiny dust balls hiding underground. There was an office party going on under the space bar . . .

Half an hour later and the 'n' was once again in good working order having coughed up three rather large nasty hairballs and one paper punch hole.

Life goes on . . .

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Katie is home . . .

all is right with the world.

Not that I want to cage my little free bird but something is totally whole and warm when she is in the house. So nice.

I'm just saying . . .

Monday, December 14, 2009

it's beginning to look . . .

a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go . . . la la la.

Our Reindeeraff is back in residence:



The tree is up:



Speaking of trees, I am a non-theme tree dresser. No solid gold trees, no floral masterpieces, no flocked feathers. Almost every ornament has a story. An engraved rocking horse for Katie's second Christmas from Nanny:



the pewter dangles from Mary in Nova Scotia, the karate Santa that struck the 9TS's fancy, the reindeer Katie made in first grade. Some are simply those overpriced nuggets sold at middle school fund raisers:



But even they bring back a flood of memories of mathematically challenged moms recalculating order blanks, trying to match funds to orders, muttering about checks without phone numbers.

and other miscellaneous trinkets:



and goodies all have meaning.



Tucked away and not used because of four rather rambunctious beasties are two gold and silver glass Christmas balls from the Montclair city tree that my mother had heisted as a child. Also the tree topper from when I was a tiny. But we don't use that topper, pretty and sentimental as it is.

We use this one:



Made from coffee filters and tin foil when Katie was little and money was tight. Long before the other arrived lovingly wrapped in tissue when my father divested himself of the house on the lake and its memories.

Yup, it's beginning to look like Christmas and unlike last year, the spirit is welcome and warm.

Disclaimer: Yes, Virginia, that is a fake tree. Makes me sad not to smell that wonderful pine aroma but they just don't last long in the heat. The poor things start shedding the second they're brought in the door. And then there was the year Snoopy fussed and fussed in the tree like a possessed demon kitty. When we dragged it back outside I finally saw the three inch flat beetle that had been driving him to distraction. Sigh.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

challenge time again at JS . . .


Credits: Paper: KimHill, Stitches: Anna Aspnes, Fonts: LB_Typewriter, Rage Italica

We had to use four photos . . . oops . . . that tell a story, striped paper and a typewriter font. It would help if I read the directions carefully. It would help if I read directions EVER. Directions? What directions? Sigh.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

aarrrghhhhh . . . .

"Hello!

Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, the launch of the new BasicGrey Web site has been delayed. We’re sorry to disappoint, but know the technical issues will be resolved soon for a smooth and successful launch. We truly appreciate your patience.

Stay tuned. "All good things come to those who wait!"


Happy Scrappin’,

BasicGrey"

I am being patient. I am being patient. I am being patient. I am being patient. I am being patient.

Friday, December 11, 2009

and the drum roll . . .

fades. Technical difficulties ensue. Gremlins in the hardware. Does this mean I have to . . . gasp . . . clean, to stay occupied?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

drum roll, please . . .

Basic Grey is launching a new website sometime today and offering all it's kits in digi!!!!

OK, so if you are not into digi, that statement probably left you rather . . . blah. But if you are living in the parallel world of pixels and dpi's, there's a chance your blood pressure just spiked and you felt light headed. Just imagine: Urban Couture, Scarlett's Letter, Sublime, Phoebe, Blitzen, Dasher, Figgy Pudding, Indian Summer, Lime Rickey, Perhaps . . .

I have commandeered the 9TS's credit card for my Christmas goodness. I will do my utmost to boost the economy, one element at a time.

Creative possibilities are running amok in my head . . .

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

what makes for good action?

The 9TS and I went to see Armored, the movie, last night. Upon leaving, the 9TS announced that the protagonist didn't have to work hard enough for his dues. Huh? I think that was guy speak for not enough blood and guts.

My mother, back in the 50's use to pronounce any western barroom fight a success once the first table was flipped. (I wonder what she would have thought about The Housewives of New Jersey?) Me, I prefer Roadrunner heckling one beleaguered Wiley Coyote over and over again. Now there was good action.

So what makes you leave the theater, your heart beating faster and your adrenalin rising? What evokes the word: awesome?

I vote for Indiana Jones . . . all action with no spilled guts. I am not a fan of spilled guts. Spilled guts are gross.

The 9TS, on the other hand, loves a little blood and gore. He's all about Sylvester Stallone . . . If he could be an action hero, I think he'd be part Rocky, part Rambo. War movies are his thing. The more fighting, the better.

We both enjoyed Leonardo DeCaprio in Body of Lies and Blood Diamond, or Denzel Washington in The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3. or Deja Vu, or American Gangster or Inside Man. or, OK, I admit it, just about any movie with Denzel Washington.

In truth, I will take a good action movie, sans the spilled guts, over a chick flick any day. What's your favorite?

Monday, December 7, 2009

ut oh . . .

the 9TS woke up this morning with a swollen eye. I think he needs to go to the vet.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Franken-cat . . .

is finally feeling a little better. He is following the 9TS around the house when Katie is at school and he's begging for treats. His bad eye is almost open all the way and his stitches come out Monday.

Five antibiotics, an aspiration, X-rays and two biopsies later . . . What an expensive little monster you turned out to be . . .



and yes Moak, you are worth it.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

winter in florida . . .

and we are still grilling outside. Swordfish steaks rubbed with olive oil, a little salt and pepper, seasoned sea scallops, steamed artichokes with plenty of butter for dipping, baked taters and deviled crabs. And when you need a lemon for all this goodness, they are hanging on the tree in the back yard. So worth dodging hurricanes in the summer. So very worth it.

Friday, December 4, 2009

checking it twice . . .

The hard thing about Christmas shopping is, of course, finding just the right presents.

The 9TS likes to go through the stores saying: I'd like this . . . and this . . . and this. Kind of takes the surprise out of Christmas morning. So this year, I let him do that for one present and the rest I am going to select. He's a little taken aback at this new move. I don't think he trusts me. But, I have a little hidden list of things he's mentioned throughout the year. I'm hoping I'm on target.

Katie wants the same thing every year . . . . year after, year after, year after: a gift card to Barnes and Noble and a second to iTunes. My job is to find those little gems above and beyond, that I hope she will adore. This is a hit or miss proposition. Someday I hope to have this market cornered.

Kaity is easy peasy since I got her contacts this summer. An instant refill will keep her happy. The 9TS nailed her gift this year and if her parents don't spill the beans, she will be one surprised and happy camper.

Stacie? Well, Stacie reads this blog. Nope, Stacie, I am not telling!!!!

The beasties are the easiest. A new homemade catnip toy and a pouch of Pill Pockets. We still chuckle over the year Moak dug in Stacie's pocketbook to oust the catnip toys meant for HER cats. Feisty little thief.

And so it goes until the hot chocolate and Christmas morning shenanigans begin . . .

Monday, November 30, 2009

challenge time . . .

at the Spraground. Here's my entree:


Credits: Template: Jana, Stitching: Anna Aspnes, Circles: Dawn Inskip, Font: Georgia

Click on the Spraground button and come play with us!!!!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

and then there was . . .

FOOD!!!

and a lot of left overs still to be eaten. Tonight's menu is ham Po' Boys ala Mother's in New Orleans. Stacked ham, julienned cabbage, Cajun mustard, pickles and mayo on a thick loaf of french bread. Woo-eee. A food group all of its own.

Meanwhile, we waded through this:



and you can't have that without this:



and some of this:



and of course this:



oh, and can't forget this:



and my favorite:



The eggs, not the icky beets.

Somehow shots of the peas and grilled asparagus were forgotten, sort of like the veggies themselves. I gobbled down the asparagus. Poor lonesome peas . . .

Oh, and then of course these two:





and before attacked:



and the 9TS came home with these:



and I would have had shots of the pumpkin pie, turtle brownies and apple crisp but somehow the camera got forgotten and poof! they were all gone.

and of course this, the requisite football tossing around!


(most shots compliments of Katie the cameraman, but obviously not this one unless this is her evil twin.)


even if I did forget to change the setting on my camera from indoor lighting and managed to turn Ryan and Katie into smurfs . . . .

It was a good Thanksgiving and my soul is full.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

the first line says it all . . .

"We gather together to ask the Lord's blessing;
He chastens and hastens His will to make known;
The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing,
Sing praises to His name: He forgets not his own.

Beside us to guide us, our God with us joining,
Ordaining, maintaining His kingdom divine
So from the beginning the fight we were winning;
Thou, Lord, wast at our side, All glory be thine!

We all do extol thee, thou leader triumphant,
And pray that thou still our defender wilt be.
Let thy congregation escape tribulation;
Thy name be ever praised! O Lord, make us free!"

I still remember sitting on folding chairs in the gym/cafeteria/auditorium of the Pines Lake Elementary School, watching the lyrics up on a screen and following along, eyes glued on the bouncing ball. We sang with vigor, we sang out of tune, we sang with joy. Life in the 50's was good. I am thankful for growing up in the era.

I am thankful that today I got to sit at the table with the 9TS, Katie, Ryan, Jackie, Joe, Craig, Stephanie and Kaitlyn. That the 9TS is healthy. That there was bountiful food. That we are all safe.

Doing a little happy dance in my head while everyone else is at the car show.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Thankful part trois . . .

Yesterday we camped out at the vets. We had to move Snoop's appointment for his sonogram up two weeks. He is barely eating. He now only weighs in at 8 point something pounds. And when I dropped off the very drugged up little beastie, I asked to talk to the vet about Moak whose puffed up little face and mostly closed right eye are not looking any better. She asked me to bring him back in when I picked up Snoop.

An hour later, she called with the results of Snoops test. He has thickened intestines and she suggests Inflammatory Bowel Disease or it could be cancer. (cancer sucks) He has a bladder stone, an enlarged spleen, and benign cysts on his right kidney and liver. He is now on high doses of prednisone. Hopefully it really is IBD and this will do the trick. At 15 and being the freak that he is, I will not put him through the surgery to confirm cancer.

Moak's medicines have changed. And she added prednisone to his regime. He refused to take his two pills in the office. Spat them out three times each. The poor vet told him to stop embarrassing her, be nice and swallow. Moak did not oblige.

I am thankful for a good vet. A kind vet. A empathetic vet.

I am also thankful for my next door neighbor Nancy, who knocked on our door bearing a still warm out of the oven, cinnamon and nut loaf, that I immediately slurped down. Then when we returned from the movies, I inhaled some more.

I have much to be thankful for. Have I mentioned Thanksgiving is my favorite season?

Monday, November 23, 2009

I am thankful part deux . . .

The chair frames loved their bath. They were pleased to be clean and shiny . . . very happy, dancing around inspecting themselves and each other . . . vain little creatures that they are. The cushions were not so enthused. They enjoyed being rubbed down and scrubbed but grumbled about being left out to drip dry on a cloudy day. I didn't pay them much mind . . . they have a tendency to complain. They are bad tippers anyway. The tables were ecstatic and stood taller in their cleanliness. "Sit at me!" "Put your book on ME!" The pool deck was grumpy too for some reason. I heard a couple of squares complaining about losing their "character" and being bleached into oblivion . . . 'just one of the crowd now'. Geesh, you can't please everybody.

But the 9TS and I are delighted. The carpentry is all done on the back wall of the house and looks great. The furniture and deck are sparkling. The screens are back to their normal color and everything is ready for Thursday.

I am thankful that task is done even if there was a lot of whining from the decking . . .

Sunday, November 22, 2009

I am thankful . . .

The grocery shopping is all done in preparation for Thanksgiving . . . undeniably my favorite holiday of the year.

There is just nothing better than having the family seated around the table . . . although it will be cockeyed in the dining room since that is the only position that will handle all of the leaves. No one seems to mind the odd angle, or the squishing behind and over other chairs to find their own, or the fact that once they are seating there is no moving until the meal is done because everyone is so wedged in and the few extra pounds that have sneaked in around each waist don't help.

I love the politically incorrect stuffing made in the bird. Sorry, it just tastes so much better and I haven't sent anyone home recently with ptomaine. And gravy . . . I have to make a double portion. I think someone . . . eyeballing Katie . . . sucks it up through a straw. All the other goodies: the actual turkey, ham, peas, grilled asparagus, salad, beets, deviled eggs, hot rolls and butter, all the chips and dip, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and brownies are beside the point. Just let me at the stuffing and gravy. Oh, and the apple crisp, fresh out of the oven topped with vanilla ice cream. I have my eyes on that too.

But the best thing . . . the VERY best thing . . . is having family here. So Happy Thanksgiving one and all. May Thursday bring you health, happiness and that warm fuzzy feeling that tells you down deep, life is good.

Oh, and Kel, there is always room for one more.

Friday, November 20, 2009

things that make me happy . . .

waking up in the morning and finding this on the home page of Jessica's blog:

Blog - JS.Com Articles
Written by Kristen Creech
Friday, 20 November 2009 05:58

Let me just say - I am loving this week's Scrapbook Challenge led by Creative Team member Linda (lindsan)! Are you ready? "Ten Things that You Love Right Now". Well this challenge would be on my top ten list! The layouts submitted were amazing I tell you Amazing. Go have a look. If you happen to see JeanneD, tell her I said her page rocked the house.


WOOHOO!!!! Thank you Kristen!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

meow . . . ow . . owie

Moak is sick. He always gets sick when he comes home. It's stress from putting up with Alpha Cat Bear. My mild mannered Maine Coon-ish cat turns into monster cat when faced with competition. Bear hisses and Moak hides . . . and then his herpes rears its ugly head. The poor boy gets a horrid eye infection, his nose stuffs up and his face swells. The vet pumped him full of antibiotics, kitty Valtrex and eye gel. And then . . . are you ready . . . practiced a little acupuncture.

So there was Moak, plopped up on the table with little tiny kitty needles sticking at odd angles from his mug. He was not a happy camper and is at no time in the future planning a trip to Asia. Please wish him well.

Monday, November 16, 2009

breakfast and a movie . . .

Why is it that each doctor has his own version of what tests are required prior to popping out my recalcitrant gall bladder? My PCP ordered the original ultrasound and the CT scan. Ok, no biggie. Then the GI guy ordered a Hyda-Scan, a colonoscopy and an endoscopy. I'm still game.

Then, somehow, I ended up with another doctor in the same practice. He decided he also wanted a Gastric Emptying Scan. A what? At least this time, they gave me fair warning . . . 2.5 hours for completion.

So there I was this morning, fasting since the night before and a tad grumpy. But not for long. They made me a scrambled egg sandwich . . . with a little something something hidden within and told me to pick out a movie. The tech was such an accommodating soul. I don't think I will ever tire of listening to the score of West Side Story. Two hours later, I was a little stiff but none the worse for wear. And out the door snapping my fingers to the Jet Song.

Now who'd a thunk the radiology department would flip for breakfast and a movie . . . with a warm blanket to boot? I think I'll just order two tickets for Saturday night . . .

Sunday, November 15, 2009

10 favorite things . . .

Linda has a new challenge up at the Spraground. Pop on over and check out the rules and come play. Here's my entree:


Credits: Paper: Joyce Paul, Staples: Pattie Knox, Frames: Katie Pertiet, Heart: Amanda Taylor, Date Stamp: Dawn Inskip, Fonts: Adler, Jaime, Georgia.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

indian summer . . .

Those wonderful autumn days when the temperatures warmed for the last time before winter closed in. Wearing red flannel lined jeans, toe capped Keds, someones hand-me-down college sweatshirt . . . Raking leaves with the neighborhood kids in Ricky Klein's yard, piling them on 'taters wrapped in tin foil. Watching the flames lick high into the sky warming our faces. Breaking into those chestnuts of goodness, plumped with goblets of butter. Best taters ever. Or baked apples dusted with cinnamon and sugar, eaten on the stoop with a spoon . . . still hot from the fire . . . my mouth watering.

Those wonderful days of scampering down into the Glen trying to scale the shale walls or searching for fossils or clumps of soft moist moss. Digging in the clay, making homemade pots and dishes. Picking Jack-in-the-Pulpits and skunk cabbage . . .

Pulling apart our roller skates and nailing each section to the bottom of a scrap of wood scavenged from a newly constructed house, we'd tear down Green Knolls Drive on our bellies. Skinned knees and elbows a badge of the warrior in us all. Over and over again until one by one our parents beckoned us in for dinner.

Florida is not quite the same as growing up on the lake but was reminiscent. Bright clear skies, cool breezes, a kiss of warmth in the air. Sigh.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

hytormum . . .

hytormum, indeed. I have had a love affair with words for years thanks to Miss Moulding, my junior year English teacher. I love the way some words sound . . . how they roll off my tongue. How they convey their message. And some are just plain funky and make me giggle . . . or snort. I am prone to snorting.

Today I ran into hytormum. Great word. Great rhythm. Sounds like something a young British soldier would say, while saluting goodbye to his mother before heading off to war in March of 1942.

Or a rare breed of flower, taller and larger than the norm. Yellow with white tips, plumply growing unheeded in the small yard of a horticulturist in Iowa . . . named after his uncle Hiram.

Perhaps the title on the door of an obscure inner sanctum of the fossil and relic department, on the fourth floor of the Museum of Natural History in NYC, rarely open to the public, but the dusty domain of one bent and gnarled old man who has happily dedicated the last 67 years of his life to the mysteries of the past.

So I looked it up. Non-existent. Mr. Webster wants to know if I meant Tomium? or hummum, hordeum, holmium, hydnum, homam, hydroma, hadoram, or possibly hoodlum? But no hytormum. Hummmm. snort.

So who is it who sits around and makes up the passwords that authenticate your validity to post on someones blog? Because that is where I found hytormum. It may not be a real word but I think I will start slipping it into my vocabulary and see if anyone notices. "The fluctuation in low lying hytormum is causing a drop in temperature. Don't you agree Mrs. Jones?"

I'm just saying . . .

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

the british are coming . . .

well, in fact, they are not. At least not to my house. But that phrase always invokes a sense of urgency and urgency is what I feel. Katie announced at 1:30 a.m. last night that Ryan is coming tomorrow . . . meaning today. And as we all know, I don't clean unless we have guests. ACK! Not a lot of lead time to vacuum up three corrals full of steroidal dust bunnies . . . clean the kitchen the Mad Hatter has been moving to the next seat in for the last three months . . . wash the Mount Everest of clothes overwhelming the laundry room . . . erase the dust messages on the table tops that say, "clean me, please" left by the 9TS sometime last season.

And what am I doing about this crisis of mammoth proportions? Kvetching to you my dear readers, as the dust grows ever deeper. As I ponder, it seems I have several options. I could let my fingers do the walking and hire an industrial cleaning service . . . preferably one specializing in hazmat. I could get my buns in motion, drag out the Dyson "animal" I bought two years ago in a fit of dirt remorse but never used, and attempt to make a small dent in my entry for a Clean House episode. Or, I could simply consider Ryan family and not clean at all.

And we know which way I am leaning. Don't we?

Monday, November 9, 2009

love is in the air . . .

Is it true that "opposites attract"? Or is it more "fighting like cats and dogs"? Come on folks, make up your collective minds.

Well, in our case, it seems that opposites attract beats the cat versus dog thing. Bear is in love.

I had to grab my camera to catch the object of his affection. A very staid lass. A stalwart gal of few words. A somber citizen. Demure. Solid. Sedate. Grave. Well, if the truth be known, even a little dull. But who am I to pass judgment on she who puts a sparkle in Bear's eye. She who warms my cat's heart. May they be happy for many years to come.



Seriously, what an adorable pair. Their offspring may be a little, um, less playful than most but they will be adorable.



Have a wonderful life you two!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

yesterday was not my most favorite day. I take that back. Thursday was not my most favorite day. Friday was a piece of cake in comparison. Thursday, I not only got to starve to death. I got to swallow four nasty little pills that made numerous trips to the porcelain goddess mandatory. Then I got to drink four quarts of very salty cherry favored mystery potion and visit the goddess some more. Three rolls of toilet paper later, I was ready for the next day's adventure. Oh and not only did I refuse to cook for he and Katie, I made them eat in exile so none of the delicious aromas could waft my way. I am so mean.

Friday, 9:00 a.m. and I am laying on a gurney waiting for my colonoscopy and endoscopy. 11:21 and I am on my way home. Aren't you glad I skipped that whole section? I wouldn't have. You know me. But I was sleeping.

We stopped at Sorrento's on the way home for a massive meatball sub to fill the equally massive empty void that was my stomach. When that wasn't enough, we went to Carrabba's for more intake. Yummo.

This morning it is all just a bad memory but the 9TS is quaking in his boots because it is his turn next. I promised him I would not eat food in his presence when he too was starving. See how nice I am to him . . . snort . . .

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

or why I hate trips to the vet . . .

I have to type the word 'vet' . . . softly. If I type normally, it is something akin to a telegraph for cats. Dot. Dot. Dash. Scoot! And if I were to even think about saying it out loud, there would be a cloud of dust and a mighty Hi Ho Silver away, whilst three cats scamper off in three different directions. Today Snoop was due for his yearly checkup . . . the twins appointment the following day.

Snoop is psychic. Really. He smells 'vet' like some pungent hideous green gas permeating the house. He started twitching an hour before I intended to hide a lovely little acepromazine in his chicken flavored Pill Pocket. He dove under my bed and that was that. Not to be daunted I called the vet to ask if I could bring the twins in today and let Snoop take their appointment tomorrow. They were agreeable.

First I picked up Bear and shoved him in cage 1. As a side note, whenever Bear is caged, he grows 15 more legs . . . each trying to make its own escape. Finally, with the help of the 9TS, we got all 19 legs, one body, one tail and one head tucked away. Our first mistake was thinking that Bear and Ninja would be calmer if they shared a crate. Not our best idea. Ninja escaped and ran back upstairs. And, when I turned my back, somehow Bear managed to push his way out too. Back to square one. After several more attempts, Bear was mournfully bleating from cage 1 and Ninja echoing back from cage 2. The 9TS was sweating and we were both covered in a thick layer of fur.

They did reasonably well at the vet, with Bear settling down on the office scales . . . all 18.8 pounds of his big self and Ninja hiding her head in a corner and refusing to budge . . . ostrich style. Silly beastie. They were both dubbed healthy, if plump, and told to return again next year. Two down one to go.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The missing Z . . .

we rose at 4:30 a.m. Got in the car and headed to Tampa. Yawn. The 9TS was immediately whisked away leaving me alone in the freezing waiting room. Yawn. Chatter. Three hours later, he returned: A frozen popsicle. Yawn. Chatter. Shiver.

We were now late for our appointment with Dr. Z. Yawn. Chatter. Shiver. Run. A student doctor came in and asked all sorts of questions then left to get Dr. Z. Yawn. Chatter. Huff. Puff. Shiver. Dread. Then the door opened and Chris came in. Happiness. Joy. Excitement. Relief. Breathe. Life is good. Life is very good. Chris only arrives when Dr. Z. is not required. Although the PET scan had not been read by the powers that be and a conference held, yada yada . . . it showed no cancer. Yawn. Chatter. Shiver. Jumping up and down. Warmth in our bones and soul.

Got back in the car and drove home. Yawn. Hit the bed. Crash.

Wake up this morning and remember . . . the 9TS shows no sign of cancer! Sigh of relief.

Now technically, he will still be considered a cancer patient for the next three years. If nothing reoccurs by then we are home free. And every three to four months we will continue to trek back over to Tampa at the crack of dawn for PET scans. Yawn. But for the moment, he is free. FREE. FREE.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

morning meanderings . . .

this morning, before really being awake, I wandered downstairs having heard the 9TS rattling around. I glanced out the sliding door to the pool and spied Ninja and a squirrel each on different sides of the pool cage. It took my befuddled brain a few seconds before I realized what was wrong with the scene. The cat, apparently not Ninja, was on the outside of the screen and the squirrel was on the inside. Said cat really, really wanted that squirrel and the poor squirrel could not find the hole whence he had arrived in this predicament. Frantic beastie needed help.

Again, without thinking . . . not a forte of mine in the early hours . . . I opened the slider with the intent of opening a side pool door to let him escape. The ear splitting wail reminded me that I had forgotten to disconnect the alarm system. I'm sure the neighbors loved that.

Once outside I opened the door but now the critter was beyond terrified. Cat on one side, human in with him. ACK! I had to herd him toward freedom. He finally raced out, chattering and cussing the entire way, to the top most branch of the nearest tree. You're welcome squirrel.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

night lights . . .

In my middle of the night wanderings around the net, I came across this site and you just know I had to try it out. Of course as usual, I failed to read the full directions and when I hit the part about curing over night, I knew I was in trouble. Nothing a hair dryer couldn't handle. So this was sitting on our front porch welcoming the trick or treaters. Fun to make.





almost as good as garlic . . .

a free class from Jessica Sprague . . .



"No digital scrapbooking or Photoshop experience is needed, just some holiday stories to tell. :)"

comfort food . . .

While still quite uncomfortable, I once again dragged the 9TS out for dinner at Carrabba's. He sits there just so long and then we bolt. Thankfully, Richard . . . our waiter . . . understands. Tonight he got the kitchen to prepare the haddock with marinara sauce. The 9TS really perked up. And since I couldn't make up my mind and was asking about bruschetta, Richard came back with a caprese salad with pesto sauce. I think I died and went to heaven. Perfect. One more time folks: what's not to love about garlic! Happily, we waddled out the door.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

normal?

I live in a normal neighborhood . . . well except for the exorcists next door . . . but every neighborhood has one of them right? Baahaaa! (sorry). Being just days until Halloween, I decided to meander the three cul-du-sacs to inhale some seasonal sensory sublime-ness . . . . which translates into . . . without Katie, we don't decorate and I was missing it.

Of course I took my camera. And as I stood, squatted, and generally pointed said camera in every direction, I noticed something odd about the decorations. Where are the cute pumpkins? The straw scarecrows? The bales of hay? Where was the Indian corn? Hummm.


Credits: Pumpkin, Webbing: SNA, Fonts: CK_Ali's Writing, Chiller

Nope. We have gory hands coming up from the ground. Pumpkin ghosts hanging from tree. Skeletons propped up on mailboxes. So much for sweetness and light. What exactly does this say about "the hood?" I don't know but I love it.

And on other non-related topics, Kaity needed help on an assignment that required scanning and merging. It's been well over a year since I have had a need to "stitch" a layout and never since acquiring CS4. What a breeze! So much easier than the old 2,976 step program.



So here is old Luna . . . coming and going in the same photo. Have I told you recently how giddy CS4 makes me? Giddy! Giddy! Giddy!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

what's not to like about . . .

tomatoes, garlic, basil and fresh mozzarella. Oh, and some olive oil and balsamic vinegar. NOTHING! I was watching Ina Garten the other day and she was making this Roasted Tomato Caprese Salad. So you know I had to try it. I checked out the comments first and bought a loaf of stick bread, sliced it and popped it under the broiler until crisp. Tomatoes in this neck of the woods are pathetic. Tasteless. But as promised, the slow roasting did the trick. Since I was just cooking for the 9TS and myself, I halved the recipe. I could have made the full serving but would have had to waddle around for hours until I was comfortable again . . . it was sooooo good. A definite "do again". I also would have taken a picture but somehow, it was inhaled before the thought crossed my mind. Oh, glorious yum.

Now, as soon as there is room, we are having Shrimp Aioli for dinner. The garlic is going to be permeating out our pours. Does life get any better?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

groan . . .


credits: Paper: Lynne Grieveson, Stitches: Anna Aspnes, Leaf: Pixel Works, Brads: Jeanine Baechthold, Mask: Lynne Favreau, Fonts: Arial, You Are Loved, Rage Italica.