This is a long fairly stupid story so you can pass now and we will still be friends. Ok?!?!
Going back quite a few years, I wanted a thumb ring. I just thought they were cool and I wanted one. The 9TS, on the other hand, was less than thrilled with the object of my desire. "They look trashy.", he exclaimed. Tacky was another word he used. On and on our arguments raged whenever the subject came up. I finally acquiesced. Not that I do that on a regular basis, because I am really more of a . . . Gee, I want it, it's mine . . . kind of gal, but he seemed so adamant, you choose your battles, you know what I mean?
A couple of months ago, we, meaning mostly he, got hooked on watching, No Reservations, starring Anthony Bourdain. We followed him around the Greek Isles, into Romania, through Russia. We trekked with him in the Andes, Peru and all points south. We crossed the border with him into Mexico . . . you get the idea.
What you may not know, is that Anthony Bourdain, sports . . . . gasp!!!!
Yep, you got it!!! A thumb ring!!!! Now I suppose you think this reopened old wounds and you would be right. It did . . . but with a twist. It was the 9TS who now coveted a thumb ring, much to my dismay. My objection was not that he wanted one but that he wanted one after years of pummeling me about wanting one. Now it must be told that I am way past my thumb ring phase. I have moved on to bigger and better desires, but to have my beloved turn the tables was not going down without a battle.
I teased him unmercifully every time the subject came up. I whined and moaned of the inequity. I railed, I pouted, I wailed! But, the 9TS being a - Gee, I want it, it's mine - kind of guy, proceeded to buy himself a little thumb bling. He finally looked at me and said, "I lost a toe, I lost a lung, I deserve a thumb ring." I shut up. Point taken. But, I still repeat my sob story every time someone comments on his ring. I can't resist.
Fast forward to last Monday at Moffitt. In wanders Dr. Z. The very first thing out of his mouth is, "Why are you wearing your wedding ring on your thumb?" I, of course, burst into laughter and do an instant replay bringing Dr. Z up to date on the saga . . Dr. Z. just shakes his head but he is grinning.
After the exam and the wonderful pronouncement, Dr. Z asks if there is anything else he can do for us. She, who is worse than a dog with a bone, asks if he could write a medical excuse for the 9TS to not wear his ring. Dr. Z. with absolutely no hesitation, replies, "No, but I can take his thumb off when you come back next time."
I love Dr. Z!!!!!!!