Thursday, December 31, 2009

wood smoke . . .

There are certain senses that take you back to a different time and place. Wood smoke does that for me. Yesterday, it was chilly in the morning and so after having had a half cord of wood delivered last week, I built a fire. Wood smoke . . . that rich oaky aroma, wafted through the house, filling every space with its strong masculine scent.

Curled up in my recliner, buoyed by the warm air and the bouquet of roasting wood, I stared into the flames and slowly left for places remembered.



Our house on Cedar Road was a combination of salt box and Cape Cod. Small pine paneled rooms on the ground floor, bedrooms tucked under the eaves upstairs. The fireplace took up most of the south living room wall. Because of the forest behind our house, wood was plentiful and free and I'm sure augmented my parents heating bills.

Nothing better then to come in, half frozen, from an embattled free-for-all in the snow with the neighborhood kidlets, and be greeted with the warmth of a fire, a mug of hot chocolate and some marshmallows for roasting.

We lived on that dead-end road until I was seven. At which point, my parents went for a walk and came home having bought a new house . . . but that is fodder for another story.

Cedar road had only ten or so houses on the section south of the Drive . . . and 24 kidlets. Lots of playmates although we usually played with those exactly our own age. Who knows why. But the sledding in winter was fabulous. We'd start at the top of the Burwell's lawn across the street from us . . . it sloping beautifully down to the street. On the other side lay our very steep driveway, then the abrupt and harrowing fall through the woods and down to Haycock Brook and across to the gentle upward slope on the other side . . . where we came to a rest.

We would beg, entreat, plead and generally whine to our parents to stop the sandmen from dusting our street. Big crocodile tears would form in our eyes, only to be swept away by frozen snow clogged mittens . . . we developed wailing to a fine art those winter days. Finally, after one particularly perfect-for-sledding snowfall, our father and Irv Klein . . . our next door neighbor and father to three rather rambunctious kids . . . stopped the truck and chatted in earnest. We leaned in as far as we dared to hear the conversation and waited for the results. And waited, and waited until finally, the dreaded sander started his engine again and continued on down the street. We wept copious tears until we finally noticed he had left a six foot long area free of sand, right along our path. Such joy that day . . . such cheering and reveling and grabbing of Flexible Fliers. A line formed at the top of Burwell's lawn as one by one we waited our turn to rocket, belly down, through the course and down the other side.

Heroes were made that day and the men who left for work so early in the morning and returned often as not, after bedtime, grew in momentous stature in our eyes. Actually, until my father passed away in the summer of 1998, he remained my hero, my sounding board, my friend.

Such was life in the 50's.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

devil cat . . .

if you are not a professional photographer, you know there are challenges to getting the perfect shot, especially when it come to pet pictures. I inevitably end up with glaring red eyes instead of Snoop's baby blues.

Here is he is, Christmas morning, playing with one of his new catnip toys. He's so happy he's resting his head on it.



See the subtle reflection of his face on the wood floor?

Now see what happens when I take the same shot with him looking at me. Not only do I get devil eyes, I get them reflecting back too!?!?!?



Who ya gonna' call? . . .

Saturday, December 26, 2009

let it be christmas . . .

Let it be Christmas everywhere
In the hearts of all people both near and afar
Christmas everywhere
Feel the love of the season wherever you are
On the small country roads lined with green mistletoe
Big city streets where a thousand lights glow . . .

We put a 9:00 a.m. moratorium on waking Christmas morning. Of course that didn't apply to she who wakes up at the crack of dawn, Christmas being no exception. I blame it on the kid in me. Wake up, wake up, Jeanne. It's Christmas morning!

We are still very traditional. We open stockings first. This child of mine received her very first kazoo. I toyed with getting us each one and starting a neighborhood band but rethought that one really quickly . . .



then we open the big presents. The 9TS loved his one cup coffee maker that he'd been eying all year. But thankfully, his favorite gift was the 12 x 12 photo book I had made for him of our cruise last summer.



It was a good end to a challenging year.

Friday, December 25, 2009

one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish . . .

and so begins the feast of the seven fishes . . . a family tradition. There were smelts and stuffed airships, shrimp, cod, stuffed manicotti, ziti, meatballs, linguine and calamari, pork, sausage, veds and garlic bread. So we ate and ate and ate some more. Then portioned off the left overs. Even the wild cats got the left over raw calamari. Oh, and lemon meringue pie, a spiced log roll and various cookies. See the 9TS explode. See Jeanne implode.





and two gravies. Regular. Gravy with calamari. Some of us/me don't have a sensory fascination/love affair with calamari . . . unless they are fried . . . and served by Richard at Carrabba's.

And then there were some happy faces:

Katie:


Kaitlyn:



Joey:



p.s. click on Joe's photo. Then check out the reflection in his glasses.

Merry Christmas to all.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

OK . . .

The presents are wrapped, the catnip toys are made, the cookies are baked and ready to be distributed. All I have to do is clean. Is anyone surprised that is last on the list?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

daily stuff . . .

Under the category of how to keep your husband occupied:

Snoopy. You remember this little fellow.



He's a freak. Always has been. Scared of his own shadow, terrified of noise, bewildered by human goings on . . . He needs his own safety zone. And he found one, up under the box springs of Katie's bed . . . when a corner of the covering came loose. But then Ninja and Bear followed his lead and they too started nesting in the framework. Soon what was Snoop's hammock hide-a-way, became a drooping sagging, sitting on the floor totally ruined cat hair infested rag. Snoop was not pleased.

So today, we flipped off the mattress, upended the box spring, pulled off the tattered covering and replaced it with an old sheet. We left a front door for Snoop . . . hopefully small enough to deter the 18 pound Bear from entering.



And then the 9TS reinforced the sides to keep it intact.



Snoop is happy, hidden from view once again. Snoring in peace.

ode to the eggplant . . .

The 9TS and I were cooking goodies last night. Well actually, he was cooking, I was in charge of chopping, dicing, cubing and spilling veggies on the floor.



Why you ask? Because I love his stuffed eggplant. You take some onion, some garlic . . . lots of garlic . . . some zucchini, some red pepper, some nuts,



(OK, so I was kidding about the nuts. No nuts.), and mushrooms and you chop them to smithereens and then give them to the 9TS and run upstairs to blog, while he works his magic on the now empty eggplant.



Then you sit down to eat the goodness. Oops, I was salivating so hard, I forgot to take a shot. Note the snibble missing from the bottom corner. Sigh. Yes, it is that good.



Steaming hot, covered in mozzarella, begging to be eaten. We did. Oh, did we.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Cancer sucks . . .

nuf' said.


EDIT: Man, I screwed up. I should have explained. We have been inundated with calls and emails from family and friends. Thank you for all your concern and love but, the 9TS is fine. I repeat, the 9TS is fine.

Unfortunately, we received three hits of bad news today.

Ralph, one of the 9TS's friends from Hope Lodge went through nine hours of surgery. The cancer and scarring was so invasive, they removed his intestines, bowel and bladder. The good news is, he is cancer free and recuperating.

Word came that we lost Gary, another Hope Lodge friend. He put up a long fight. He deserved some peace.

A friend's daughter was just diagnosed with cancer.

Please pray for them all. Thanks, and I'm sorry I scared you all.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Baby it's cold outside . . .

It's cold here in the south . . . well, by southern standards. 44 right now, feeling like 39. I think I'll stay under the covers, surrounded by beasties, for just a bit longer before I venture out for my weekly jaunt to the grocery store. I'm telling you right now, the Miata will have it's top on and the heater blasting!!!

I'm one of those scattered brained people who need lists to keep them on the straight and narrow, so while making out my shopping list for the week, thoughts of steaming bowls of white bean and ham soup popped in my brain and refused to leave. I started googling.

There are one heck of a lot of recipes out there for my leftover Honey Baked ham and some great northern beans. I stole a little from this, a little from that, added a lot more garlic and a splash of hot sauce and I can't wait to see how it all turns out. Stay tuned . . .

In the meantime, I am debating the merits of wearing my Uggs and dressing like Heidi for my foray down the aisles of Publix. Think anyone will notice?

SOUP UPDATE:

The goodies went from this:



to this:



and the result was not wonderful. Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. Anyone have a GOOD recipe for white bean soup?????

p.s. note to self: Self, do not let the 9TS persuade you to add tomatoes.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

a lovely bunch of coconuts . . .

Being a woman of an, ummm, certain age, I have dry skin. Not the nasty pork rind type, just the annoying itchy, ack I should go swimming in baby oil type skin. I tried that by the way, and baby oil and clean clothes, or any clothes for that matter, do not mix, unless of course you like grease stains . . .

I have slathered on everything . . . prescriptions, ancient tribal remedies, grannies homemade balm, soothsayer salve. Nothing works. *Scratch, scratch, scratch*

Then someone recommended coconut oil . . . pure unadulterated coconut oil. Sensory hallucinations of Tahitian cocktails flashed through my brain . . . . vats of Hawaiian Tropic . . . tubs of tropical topicals. It took me a couple of days to get up the courage to venture into the health food store. The 9TS and I wandered the aisles, our jaws falling to the floor at the array of nature's bounty. No coconut oil among the caster oil, Bert's Bees or peppermint extracts.

We enlisted the aid of a store clerk who led us to the cooking oil section, and yes my head did a 360 at that one. And when she mentioned the benefits of a spoonful a day, my eyeballs started to roll. "I thought coconut oil wasn't good for you in cooking.", I stammered. "Organic expeller pressed coconut oil, has no transfats and is excellent for your thyroid. It is also the original massage oil." I stood corrected and grabbed a jar of this multipurpose elixir.

Back home, I inspected the surprisingly non-aromatic coagulated contents of the jar and remembered the woman had told me it would liquefy in warm water . . . and it did. Tentatively, I dipped my finger in the goo and tried it on the back of my hand. Soothing. After my shower I applied it to my arms and legs. This stuff is great. Absorbs immediately. Non-greasy.

Ten days later and I am a happy, itch-less camper with soft skin and new resolve to haunt the health food store a little more often. I still however, am not cooking with this stuff no matter how much it is touted. I cannot baste my body and my breakfast eggs with the same product. Nope, not going to happen.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

brought to you by the letter 'n' . . .

the 'n' has been sticking on my laptop for quite a while. Last night it was finally annoying enough for me to do something about it.

As we all know, I am allergic to cleaning but this . . . this was amazing. There I was with a long, thin stencil stylus running it along the keyboard pulling out . . . . what? Cat fur of course, pounds of it . . . a whole new cat. Then a whisker. One very long solid black whisker. No doubt who that belongs to . . . eyeballing Ninja! And dust balls. Tons of tiny dust balls hiding underground. There was an office party going on under the space bar . . .

Half an hour later and the 'n' was once again in good working order having coughed up three rather large nasty hairballs and one paper punch hole.

Life goes on . . .

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Katie is home . . .

all is right with the world.

Not that I want to cage my little free bird but something is totally whole and warm when she is in the house. So nice.

I'm just saying . . .

Monday, December 14, 2009

it's beginning to look . . .

a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go . . . la la la.

Our Reindeeraff is back in residence:



The tree is up:



Speaking of trees, I am a non-theme tree dresser. No solid gold trees, no floral masterpieces, no flocked feathers. Almost every ornament has a story. An engraved rocking horse for Katie's second Christmas from Nanny:



the pewter dangles from Mary in Nova Scotia, the karate Santa that struck the 9TS's fancy, the reindeer Katie made in first grade. Some are simply those overpriced nuggets sold at middle school fund raisers:



But even they bring back a flood of memories of mathematically challenged moms recalculating order blanks, trying to match funds to orders, muttering about checks without phone numbers.

and other miscellaneous trinkets:



and goodies all have meaning.



Tucked away and not used because of four rather rambunctious beasties are two gold and silver glass Christmas balls from the Montclair city tree that my mother had heisted as a child. Also the tree topper from when I was a tiny. But we don't use that topper, pretty and sentimental as it is.

We use this one:



Made from coffee filters and tin foil when Katie was little and money was tight. Long before the other arrived lovingly wrapped in tissue when my father divested himself of the house on the lake and its memories.

Yup, it's beginning to look like Christmas and unlike last year, the spirit is welcome and warm.

Disclaimer: Yes, Virginia, that is a fake tree. Makes me sad not to smell that wonderful pine aroma but they just don't last long in the heat. The poor things start shedding the second they're brought in the door. And then there was the year Snoopy fussed and fussed in the tree like a possessed demon kitty. When we dragged it back outside I finally saw the three inch flat beetle that had been driving him to distraction. Sigh.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

challenge time again at JS . . .


Credits: Paper: KimHill, Stitches: Anna Aspnes, Fonts: LB_Typewriter, Rage Italica

We had to use four photos . . . oops . . . that tell a story, striped paper and a typewriter font. It would help if I read the directions carefully. It would help if I read directions EVER. Directions? What directions? Sigh.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

aarrrghhhhh . . . .

"Hello!

Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, the launch of the new BasicGrey Web site has been delayed. We’re sorry to disappoint, but know the technical issues will be resolved soon for a smooth and successful launch. We truly appreciate your patience.

Stay tuned. "All good things come to those who wait!"


Happy Scrappin’,

BasicGrey"

I am being patient. I am being patient. I am being patient. I am being patient. I am being patient.

Friday, December 11, 2009

and the drum roll . . .

fades. Technical difficulties ensue. Gremlins in the hardware. Does this mean I have to . . . gasp . . . clean, to stay occupied?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

drum roll, please . . .

Basic Grey is launching a new website sometime today and offering all it's kits in digi!!!!

OK, so if you are not into digi, that statement probably left you rather . . . blah. But if you are living in the parallel world of pixels and dpi's, there's a chance your blood pressure just spiked and you felt light headed. Just imagine: Urban Couture, Scarlett's Letter, Sublime, Phoebe, Blitzen, Dasher, Figgy Pudding, Indian Summer, Lime Rickey, Perhaps . . .

I have commandeered the 9TS's credit card for my Christmas goodness. I will do my utmost to boost the economy, one element at a time.

Creative possibilities are running amok in my head . . .

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

what makes for good action?

The 9TS and I went to see Armored, the movie, last night. Upon leaving, the 9TS announced that the protagonist didn't have to work hard enough for his dues. Huh? I think that was guy speak for not enough blood and guts.

My mother, back in the 50's use to pronounce any western barroom fight a success once the first table was flipped. (I wonder what she would have thought about The Housewives of New Jersey?) Me, I prefer Roadrunner heckling one beleaguered Wiley Coyote over and over again. Now there was good action.

So what makes you leave the theater, your heart beating faster and your adrenalin rising? What evokes the word: awesome?

I vote for Indiana Jones . . . all action with no spilled guts. I am not a fan of spilled guts. Spilled guts are gross.

The 9TS, on the other hand, loves a little blood and gore. He's all about Sylvester Stallone . . . If he could be an action hero, I think he'd be part Rocky, part Rambo. War movies are his thing. The more fighting, the better.

We both enjoyed Leonardo DeCaprio in Body of Lies and Blood Diamond, or Denzel Washington in The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3. or Deja Vu, or American Gangster or Inside Man. or, OK, I admit it, just about any movie with Denzel Washington.

In truth, I will take a good action movie, sans the spilled guts, over a chick flick any day. What's your favorite?

Monday, December 7, 2009

ut oh . . .

the 9TS woke up this morning with a swollen eye. I think he needs to go to the vet.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Franken-cat . . .

is finally feeling a little better. He is following the 9TS around the house when Katie is at school and he's begging for treats. His bad eye is almost open all the way and his stitches come out Monday.

Five antibiotics, an aspiration, X-rays and two biopsies later . . . What an expensive little monster you turned out to be . . .



and yes Moak, you are worth it.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

winter in florida . . .

and we are still grilling outside. Swordfish steaks rubbed with olive oil, a little salt and pepper, seasoned sea scallops, steamed artichokes with plenty of butter for dipping, baked taters and deviled crabs. And when you need a lemon for all this goodness, they are hanging on the tree in the back yard. So worth dodging hurricanes in the summer. So very worth it.

Friday, December 4, 2009

checking it twice . . .

The hard thing about Christmas shopping is, of course, finding just the right presents.

The 9TS likes to go through the stores saying: I'd like this . . . and this . . . and this. Kind of takes the surprise out of Christmas morning. So this year, I let him do that for one present and the rest I am going to select. He's a little taken aback at this new move. I don't think he trusts me. But, I have a little hidden list of things he's mentioned throughout the year. I'm hoping I'm on target.

Katie wants the same thing every year . . . . year after, year after, year after: a gift card to Barnes and Noble and a second to iTunes. My job is to find those little gems above and beyond, that I hope she will adore. This is a hit or miss proposition. Someday I hope to have this market cornered.

Kaity is easy peasy since I got her contacts this summer. An instant refill will keep her happy. The 9TS nailed her gift this year and if her parents don't spill the beans, she will be one surprised and happy camper.

Stacie? Well, Stacie reads this blog. Nope, Stacie, I am not telling!!!!

The beasties are the easiest. A new homemade catnip toy and a pouch of Pill Pockets. We still chuckle over the year Moak dug in Stacie's pocketbook to oust the catnip toys meant for HER cats. Feisty little thief.

And so it goes until the hot chocolate and Christmas morning shenanigans begin . . .