Yesterday, we headed out looking for a recliner for the room I promised I wouldn't mention again. Oops. I want one in the corner for two reasons. 1. I want a cubby for reading. A nice snugly chair: a quiet place. And, 2. Frank comes up in the morning with his coffee, reads the paper and snoozes, all to keep me company while I do my thing. I love his company even if we do occasionally fight over whether the ceiling fan is on or not. I love moving air. It makes him crazy. So when he makes me nuts, I turn it on to 747 speed. So subtle . . . .not. And he leaves.
I get off topic so easily . . . sigh. So we go to the first store. ACK! A huge display of Swedish chairs with foot stools. No, no, no. They cost a fortune, they look bizarre and take up too much space. Next area. Leather recliners. I stick to leather. Must be the only human on the face of the earth that hates leather seats in cars. Maybe I am just naturally sticky. Next area: Granny chairs. You know, every one's great grandmother had one. A small rocker recliner with a skirt . . . usually in tweed, plaid or chintz. I am not into skirts. Next: Humongous overstuffed monsters. OMG, I sat in the first one and thought I was going to be sucked down a rabbit hole to have dinner with the queen. If airplane seats were this big, there would be just one per aisle. But honestly, we would have to build another room, just to house it. Pass. I am getting desperate, the sales lady is looking ragged, Frank has disappeared and nothing appeals to me. NOTHING. So I apologize profusely, track down the missing and we head to store two.
Big sign screaming from the front door.
RECLINERS. I make a beeline hoping to out run the sales guy and have a little time to look on my own. Frank runs interference. And, there it is! Love at first sight across a crowded room. It comes in beige or blue, wide whale chenille (is there such a thing). Soft and comfy. Perfect. But what is this cord. Oh Lord, I am coming home. It has a massage/heat system. Hook, line and sinker, I am hopelessly snookered. Frank and I dicker over color and choose the blue. It will be delivered on Wednesday. Happy, happy, happy.
Side note to Katie: Your father tried a new technique and got the delivery charge expunged without blowing a gasket or embarrassing me into the next county.