Let me preface this post for those not quite up to speed with my idiosyncrasies. While I adore my 10 year old, fire engine red Miata, and love nothing better than tooling around town with the top down having a ball, the fun stops on the interstate. I am terrified of interstate driving . . . and have been for years. Now put me on the interstate in a sardine can doing 70 mph by myself through Orlando traffic and you have my candidate for basket case of the year. Moi!
This morning as I was heading back from Tampa, I was feeling a little more relaxed. This was my 6th one way trip and I had survived. My hands were actually not clutching the steering wheel so badly my knuckles ached, as is par for the course. I was, if not a happy camper, at least not on the verge of a panic attack. Life was good.
I even made it through Orlando with little problem. And as I passed Altamonte Springs, I began that surge of relief that tells me I might make it home. Until . . .
. .until the redneck in the right lane decides he wants to occupy the middle lane. The very same lane I am chugging along in. And since he is bigger and badder he just moves over. Unfortunately, there was someone in the left hand lane who liked where he was. EEK! At 70 mph, I served far enough away from bozo but not far enough to hit the guy next to me and sped up and out of the middle of the squeeze play. God Bless my little red Miata that hugs the ground.
Bozo to his credit, finally realized the middle lane was otherwise occupied and veered back into the slow lane. He then sped up along side of me and by way of apology, tipped his frigging beer can at me!!!! Really!
I waited for the jello to ebb out of my knees, my feet to stop shaking, my breath to be a little less ragged and thanked the Lord that I had just relieved myself at the last rest stop.
Next week I am going to walk to Tampa.