all is normal . . .

so pippin, my epileptic squirrel in a cat suit, has done it again.  i placed my iPhone on the bedside table after calling a friend.  apparently i left it on the 'favorites' setting.

pippin suddenly leaps from the floor to the table top and shoots rapidly off and onto my bed, bypassing the sleeping bear and lunges to the floor on the far side, in a matter of seconds.  all very normal.  but then my eye catches my cell.   911 from my favorites list is activated.  i quickly hit the cancel button and giggle to myself about how silly she is.

until the phone rings.  "this is the sheriffs department.  someone called 911 from this cell."  um.  yes.  that would be pippin, my cat. but everything is fine.  silence.  i try again and apologize.  more silence.  i guess she doesn't have a cat.