remember those clothes i tried on for sizing so i could shop online? next day notification: 40% off all items. the shopping fairy lives. i did damage.
but then does today fall under bad karma? i pulled off a sweatshirt forgetting to take off my glasses first. yes, i am sporting scratches up both sides of my nose. did the white wash. did well with the bleach but forgot the detergent AGAIN. oops. just as long as i don't burn dinner tonight.
nope, i don't eat a lot of beef, but if i'm going to, it's going to be damned worth it. filet mignon for two. pass the sauteed mushrooms please and the corn on the cob, oh and i like a nice fat baked tater with that, please. slurp. waddle. waddle.
aside: six month check-up. doc asks if i meant to gain the added five pounds. did any healthy woman anywhere ever mean to do that? silly man.
did i mention kidlet, lee and i went to see 50 shades. kidlet came out 50 shades of the giggles. lee came out 50 shades of ticked it ended when it did. i came out 50 shades of ambivalent.
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