As you have probably figured out, this post is brought to you from Moffitt Cancer Center in Tampa, Florida. Great place. Cutting edge. Wonderful doctors. Efficient and kind nursing staff . . . but this place SUCKS!!!!
Big time. So there! I mean seriously, when in your lifetime have you ever wished to be in a cancer hospital?? No, I didn't think so. Me either. Or the 9TS.
Because it is a specialized facility, there is no emergency room. It's not like you had an accident in the kitchen with your new Cutco knives and can't stanch the flow of redness . . . not that I would know that first hand or anything . . . anyway, the first place you go isn't Moffitt. Or if you happen to have a fender bender with the side of your own garage . . . again, I am not pointing fingers . . . you wouldn't run to Moffitt.
My point being, when you are told to high tail it over to Tampa for evaluation, they really have no place to stick you except DRC which is their mini version of an ER. Very mini. As in Alice took the tiny pill and then got ill and ended up in the ER. That small.
Here is the 9TS relaxing while on vacay in DRC:
If you look closely, you can see that he has plans for Christmas. He is growing a Santa beard and doing a damned fine job of it. Kidlet told him he could go Dumbledore style and tuck it into his pants. I'm leaning toward ZZ Top. It's a generational thing. Whichever way he chooses, he'll be rocking Christmas Day.
Sometime after midnight, they finally admitted him and stuffed him up on the 3rd floor. He is snoozing again. It is what he does best these days.
If you're wondering why I am taking pictures of the poor sloth while he is down and out, I do it because it's how I cope. It's better than collecting balls of cat hair to knit into a sweater . . . better than saving fingernail clippings for an art project . . . better than collecting wishbones for twenty years. Thank.you.very.much.
p.s. Waving like crazy to our Jen at Carrabba's!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you!!!