You know you have a friend when you waltz out of your house holding a paper bag with handles containing a wad of old newspaper . . . to go for your daily walk with said friend.
Said friend never blinks when you announce you want to make a side trip to a liquor store for wine.
Said friend immediately offers a bottle from her own stash.
Said friend ignores the fact that you look like a wino and giggles at the newspaper you deem necessary to cover the goods.
Said friend helps you stash said bag in the bushes after she tells you there is a wine store 200 yards from home you never knew about.
Said friend abstains from ragging on you during the entire five mile walk about the need for wine.
Said friend happily waltzes into said wine company with you to buy said bottle even though you are wearing running shorts, an old T and have damp hair.
Said friend remembers exactly under which bush you hid the bag.
Friend merely says goodbye and enjoy your wine when parting.
Does friendship get any better? Don't you wish you had your own Joanie?
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You looked pretty happy when I saw you today. Were you on the way to or from said wine shop? I'll provide the cheese to go with your whine ANYTIME!!! You deserve it!
WC
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