it would not be dark at 5:39 p.m., standard time or no. good grief, charlie brown.
when you open the fridge and can't remember why, there would be a post-it letting you know.
butter, goat cheese and sour cream would have no calories.
red wine would be the basis of the food pyramid.
there would be no melanoma, Les would be free and clear and the 9TS would be here beside me.
peace, health and happiness would be a way of life.
bear would stop beating up on poor ninja.
cat litter would change itself.
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"if i ruled the world... part one"
it would always be noon, so i can always bask in the sun.
every time the fridge is opened, an ice cube falls out to play with.
the pantry would be a 24/7 buffet of chicken, tuna, turkey, etc.
catnip would be the basis of the food pyramid. and the middle. and the tip.
melanoma would forever be stuffed under a blanket filled with farts.
peace, health and happiness would be a way of life, i.e., everyone must play with 'the bird'.
bear would stop beating up on me!
cat litter would change itself. immediately.
- Pippin
I would vote for either one of you to rule the world!
This all sounds ideal! I'm making my signs: Jeanne ~ Ruler of the World!
I vote for Pippin! Cuddles for All!!!
- Kidlet
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