sporting a new boo boo. yes, i got into the newly sharpened knives again. i think i need childproofing . . . you know, like the round tipped scissors we used in kindergarten . . . the better to slice you with, my little chicken thigh.
have you ever tried to pull a pair of latex gloves on over wet hands? don't, it's like sticking your elbow in your ear.
read a free Nook book. it drove me crazy. one quick example: "His other hand gently swept up the side of my body to my nipples and brushed his fingers over my pointed traders." and because she can't stand to use a phrase just once, i got to read it twice more by which time i realized she was trying to say "traitors". i had to wash my brain out and start Twelve Years as a Slave. p.s. yes, it was a self published book. will i ever learn?
kidlet and i went to burger king for her weekly infusion of cholesterol. she placed her order and i handed the cashier her debit card. luckily she glanced at it before we drove off. her burger and onion rings totaled $33 plus change. the poor guy tried valiantly to cancel the charge with little luck. he finally just refunded her the amount in cash and then asked her to repay in cash. huh?
i love the way my world spins. not quite on balance. a little quirky. just right.
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I don't think they make round tipped/non-sharp knives!
Looking forward to the time your knives need to be sharpened again. This time, DON'T.
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