disjointed . . .

• You know the conundrum?  When you are on meds that make you feel lousy so you don't want to eat anything, but if you don't eat anything, the meds make you sick?  Meet the 9TS.  GAH!!!!  

• It's Kelli's birthday.  Happy Birthday, Kel!!!!

• You know when you spill catnip all over your daughter's floor while making cat toys and you really want to leave it there and sprinkle patchouli around the room and see if the cleaning lady says anything.  Yeah, it's that kind of day.

•  Last night you put all the ingredients in the crock pot and stuck it in the fridge so this morning all you had to do was put the entire mess in its base and turn it on low.   Yes!  Fist pump!  A complete corned beef and cabbage dinner with no effort. 

• Kidlet is coming home so I can sign her rental agreement for another year, which is really, my rental agreement.  Which means I live in two places at the same time?  One for each side of my brain.  Works for me.

• Pippin:  Mom, I need more kitten dope!  Me:  You're already higher than a kite.  Pippin:  Higher and higher.  Me:  Patience, Grasshopper!  Namaste.

• You're going to lunch at a local fish joint and one friend says she'll bring the linens, another volunteers to bring the china, while the third offers finger bowls.  That leaves you with the sterling . . .

• 0.00.  It's my day off.